Woof! Woof I say! Good afternoon. You are perplexed by me, I can see that. You are not used to a talking dog, much less one with a corduroy coat. Yes, that’s right, my fur is 100% corduroy. Wanna pet me? Here, let me come closer…
voot voot voot voot voot
Here I am. Pet away. Ahh nice. Scritch behind my ears please. Thanks. Yes, I am what is known as a CORDUROY RETRIEVER. Wide wale variety. Would you like to see what I look like? Scroll down!
a little further!
I’m cute, keep scrolling!
I’m a CORDUROY RETRIEVER! A little further!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! You’ve been panda’d.