So what did you think of my last post? Some pretty awesome poetry, right? Here it is again:

if toed

it squirms

a thing long hurting

coiled

AWESOME. I’ve always been pretty amazingly good at poetry, but never really exercised that muscle too frequently. Well that’s all going to change starting right now. I’ve been lax at blogging anyway, so from now on I’ll be posting A POEM A DAY. That’s right. Hey New Yorker editors, don’t all come calling at once!!! Here’s today’s effort:

she glanced sidelong

a little too long

but knew

she needed to

the shy type this one

BOOM! Not bad. Hey here’s another one:

“heave!” cry the midgets

“heave!” cry those stalwart midgets

the caterpillar costume lurches forward

each nylon foot full of eager midget

determined midgets marching

gonna win this costume parade!

BLAM. That’s two new poems in like, 5 minutes. It’s like a spicket of creativity that I can pretty much turn on and off at will I mean like THIS:

Every rainbow has a heart!

An arc of color!

TOLERANCE!

ZOOM. what’s that, like three awesome poems in like, less than 7 minutes? I’m on a roll. CHECK IT:

puppy puppy puppy yeah

puppy puppy yeah yeah

puppy yeah?

YEAH! (puppy)

Alright, I think I’ve made it clear that I’m a laureate to be reckoned with. So from now on, a poem a day (if not more). Get ready for brilliance.