A RAP IN HONOR OF COLUMBUS DAY

The Nina. The Pinta. The Santa Maria.

I love lickin’ it

Stickin’ it

And never quitting

’till the screams are ear-splitting

Bumpin’ it, humpin’ it,

never premature junkin’ it

’cause I’m an all-out hunk and shit

YEAH, unsnappin’ it and slappin’ it

’till the bitches be lappin’ it

cock and balls form a trilateral cabinet

of pushin’, tushin’

and smooshin’ the cushion

Ladies screamin’ for my cream and

YEAH I’m an all-night with an N

Knight with a K

of Love with a D for “Dick”

by which I mean “Penis”

and every Venus knows

she must unclothe

and prepare for the shockwave

of my cock-play

When my third-eye spits in you

and I’m just a little too tight fit in you

and the moans and groans

seem to be on loan

from someone much louder than you

YEAH I’m proud of my goo

my spew

my cock preaches from the pew

of the church

of “Oh My God You Make Me Cum So Hard!”

1492. Peace.

Happy Columbus Day!