Check out my Youtube page, or my Funny or Die page, or sift through this more exhaustive library of clips, which includes audio stuff (scroll way further down) for your iPod!
VIDEO STUFF I WROTE AND AM POSSIBLY IN AS WELL...
TONIGHT SHOW W/ CONAN CLIPS THAT ACTUALLY WORK
I should've grabbed more stuff before NBC schtupped us, but this is what I got. After a grueling process of taking giant, multi-gigabyte files and importing/exporting/shrinking each of them not once, but twice down to a manageable size, I am proud to finally present these links. If anyone, ANYONE ever says the word "Codec" to me again, I will punch them so hard in the face that they will shit their own nose. Um. ENJOY!
No Fly Kid
A simple and stupid idea executed really well. Thanks to editormaestro Rob Ashe for his amazing voice-matching-upping skills. Yeah, that's my voice.
Puppies Dressed As Cats!
The title says it all. Jose Arroyo came up with the 'Mini-Dose of Joy' concept, and Jimmy Vivino took my lyrics and composed what is perhaps the most brain melting jingle ever.
Gold4Sex.com!
"It's not prostitution!" A team effort all around - I wrote & directed, and the amazing Dan Dome did the editing. Great performances from Scott Chernoff, Brian Stack, Brian McCann, Alison Flierl and Kevin Dorff! (and kudos to Tom Supa for going about his business while Stack yelled three feet away)
Dumbledore Hits The Sunset Strip
Brian Stack is the real reason this clip is funny. He plays a drunken Dumbledore carousing in a hotel on the Sunset Strip, and he wrote most of the funniest lines.
Dumbledore Returns
Our favorite drunk and horny wizard returns for more Hollywood debauchery. Again, a super fun collaboration with the brilliant Brian Stack.
Dumbledore Does Rodeo Drive
Brian Stack hits it out of the park again as Dumbledore. This time, almost everything funny is something he made up on the spot. Brilliant.
The Longest Elevator Ride Ever
Jose Arroyo and I play two businessmen riding the elevator of the world's tallest building in this piece I wrote/directed.
A Thanksgiving Message From Conan's Dad
A heartwarming video greeting from Conan's "Dad". We've done a few of these - I think this one is the meanest.
Slim Jim Shortage
Andy Richter shows you how to make your own Slim Jims!
SneezeFartBurp Boy
The trailer for M. Night's upcoming masterpiece...
A COUPLE OF CLIPS I DID WITH SCOTT CHERNOFF:
I found these on Vimeo. Scott was one of our intrepid clip guys, and he and I collaborated on a couple of bits:
Lambert Sanford
Barbara Walters chose this man as her most interesting person of the year. Weird.
Nunchucks!
Apparently our newest Supreme Court Justice has a interesting side business.
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'THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH CONAN O'BRIEN' CLIPS
I'm not sure how long these Hulu links stay up. Also, with 'The Tonight Show' clips in particular, lots of other people collaborated on them with me, so I try to give credit where credit is due! HA! I just checked and all of them are gone, and replaced with recommended Leno videos. Hee. Lair. E. Us. I'm leaving these non-working links here as a salute to the show I worked on. So there.
Kid Terrorist
That's my voice, and Rob Ashe did the awesome job of editing/synching.
Longest Elevator Ride Ever
Jose Arroyo and I play two businessmen riding the elevator of the world's tallest building in this piece I wrote/directed.
Dumbledore Does Rodeo Drive
Brian Stack hits it out of the park again as Dumbledore. This time, almost everything funny is something he made up on the spot. Brilliant.
Gold4Sex.com
"It's not prostitution!" A team effort all around - I wrote & directed, and the amazing Dan Dome did the editing. Great performances from Scott Chernoff, Brian Stack, Brian McCann, Alison Flierl and Kevin Dorff! (and kudos to Tom Supa for going about his business while Stack yelled three feet away)
Lambert Sanford Interview
Barbara Walters's standards for who she finds "fascinating" sure have slipped. I put this together with Scott Chernoff, who plays Lambert, and the amazing wizard of editing, Dan Dome.
Dumbledore Returns
Our favorite drunk and horny wizard returns for more Hollywood debauchery. Again, a super fun collaboration with the brilliant Brian Stack.
Comcastic!
More sucking up to our new bosses! I wrote the song with Brian Stack, Jimmy Vivino and Conan.
We Love Comcast!
This wasn't my initial idea, but I was tasked with writing another installment of Conan and Andy sucking up to Comcast, and here it is!
A Thanksgiving Message From Conan's Dad
A heartwarming video greeting from Conan's "Dad". We've done a few of these - I think this one is the meanest.
Puppies Dressed As Thanksgiving Dinner
As this point, I think our awesome costume designer Scott Cronick is just looking for excuses to design more cool stuff - he prompted this puppies installment. We initially wanted to dress the dogs as "The typical dysfunctional American family", complete with gay uncle, but dinner won out. I also penned the amazingly complicated themesong!
Puppies Dressed As Frankensteins
They're back for Halloween!
Puppies Dressed As Cats
The title says it all. Jose Arroyo came up with the 'Mini-Dose of Joy' concept, and Jimmy Vivino took my lyrics and composed what is perhaps the most brain melting jingle ever.
Dumbledore Hits Hollywood
Brian Stack is the real reason this clip is funny. He plays a drunken Dumbledore carousing in a hotel on the Sunset Strip, and he wrote most of the funniest lines.
Slim Jim Shortage
Andy Richter shows you how to make your own Slim Jims!
Sanford or Steel
Ah yes, the Governor Sanford scandal. This bit was a little clunky, and Conan's flub with a pre-recorded Fabio ended up being the highlight.
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'TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN' CLIPS
Curse of The Were-Man!
By the light of the full moon, this guy just turns into a different guy. Based on my idea, co-written by Joe Borden and co-starring Ethan Berlin.
Head Trauma Fantasy Football Draft
This is the super-extended version that will never air. Props to Chadd Gindin for helping me turn a stupid idea into a stupid short.
Nice Piranhas!
The title says it all.
Imaginary Bats Home Gym
The bats might be imaginary, but the results won't be!
Reel
Here's a collection of stuff I wrote, co-wrote, and acted in during my stint as a writer for season 2 of 'Talkshow'.
Techno Tortoise
Banana break!
Early Pregnancy & Paternity Test
I co-wrote this commercial parody (based on another guy's idea), and the very funny Andrew Donnelly stars.
Wig Cuts
Just to keep 'em on...their toes!
Mr. Happy Handshake
Put 'er there, pleased to meet ya!
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SHORTS
Rectalieve
Just two farts a year! Directed by and starring Michael Bernard. Camera, sound, and editing by Carol Hartsell. Co-starring Sean Crespo, Mark Douglas, Anthony DeVito, and Bryan Olsen.
Juan!
Juan doesn't speak English. Or does he? Directed/edited by Jonny Fido with sound by Eric Willhelm. Starring me, Mike Birch, Mark Douglas, Jonny Fido, and Michael Reisman.
$200 Flat Rate!
Just $200 for all the nasty smut talk you want. Directed/edited by Jonny Fido, with sfx and music by Eric Willhelm. Starring Rob Gorden, with Fido and Mark Douglas.
$200 Flat Rate (Extended Director's Cut)
This version really expands the thematic universe of the piece, and delves further into each character's motiva-BONERBONERBONERBONER!!! Adds me, Jack Kukoda, Sara Munson and Sara Schaefer to the cast.
Twilight Huntress
Thanks to a generous grant from No Budget Nature Films, my intrepid cameraman and I take you into the dark and mysterious world of the Bengal Tiger. Directed and edited by Jonny Fido.
Donut Fucker
This is a very old video I co-created with Jonny Fido, Michael Reisman and Jen Sprague. It is of the highest caliber. That's Fido's butt.
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WEBCAM VIDEOS
Francisco introduces GTN
Francisco Guglioni introduces the GTN gang for the ECNY showcase on 8/31/09 at Comix.
The Infamous Twix Video
From 1997-1999, I was the spokesman for Twix candy bars. That all came to an end when I drunkenly made this video. Co-starring Sara Munson as the incredibly high cameragirl.
Worst Poker Faces (ever)
I suck at poker.
Make It Naked!
Makin' stuff...in the buff!
69ing
Allow me to present to you my patented system for describing sex acts using text messaging!
Pre-School
Let my friggin' pipsqueek into your exclusive pre-school.
Autumnalingus
A richly textured poem dedicated to my favorite season: Autumn. Recorded at my lake house! The 'Autumnalingus' audio clip of this material from Moonwork is better.
An Ode To True Love
Ah, love. The 'Autumnalingus' audio clip from Moonwork contains this poem too. It's also better than this. But I'm wearing a robe in this, which is cool.
The Spaz
With this handy-dandy guide, you'll be able to understand any sketch or improv comedy spaz character! My personal favorite webcam video I've made so far.
'I Finch', Part Two
Professor Andres du Bouchet continues to read from his exciting first person account of the mating habits of Galapagos finches. Again, I'd listen to the Moonwork audio clip of this material instead.
'I Finch', Part One
Professor Andres du Bouchet reads from his new non-fiction work concerning the mating habits of Galapagos finches. The Moonwork audio clip of this is better.
Prada Lyrics
My misguided attempt to write lyrics for the music that plays during the end credits of the film 'The Devil Wears Prada'. Truly inspirational.
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LIVE PERFORMANCES
One Hundred And Me Percent: TBS Special Version
Here's the unedited footage of my bit from the TBS Conan's Writers special!
One Hundred And Me Percent!
A preview of my epic, one man musical, live at the Hollywood Improv - May 18, 2010.
I, Finch
A performance of the finch bit at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club - September 22, 2009.
Crazy Actress Roommate
A Moonwork performance about those nutty crazy roommate days.
I Give Up part 1
A Moonwork performance in which I announce my intention to give up at life.
I Give Up part 2
The last couple minutes of the above performance.
The Vampire Audition bit @ Moonwork
You can also find the audio file for this piece below. Me and my buddy Reisman in one of my oldies but goodies.
To Victory!
A recent, fat recording of an old, muscular piece. Written in 1998, performed January 8th, 2007.
Walken Talk
Another GTN bit from May 2006 - 3 guys try to answer questions about Christoper Walken...as Christopher Walken!
The Amazing Winebot 8000!
My personal favorite Giant Tuesday Night sketch. And yes, that's real wine, and I'm really drinking it. From May 2006, I think.
10 Jokes
My ten jokey-jokes for Comedy Central's 'Clip Joint', filmed February 8th, 2006.
Cash at GTN
From a January 2006 Giant Tuesay Night - blind entertainer Cash Metavante (later renamed Cash Brulee) pops in for a visit. A clip of limited appeal and comedy value, but what the heck. By the way, 'Bananimal' is a film directed by GTN-host Francisco Guglioni starring George Clooney as a military scientist in the secret fruit sciences division of the U.S. army who is transformed via a terrible lab accident into...The Bananimal. Just so you know.
12 Jokes
A stand-up set from November 2, 2005 at The Laugh Lounge in NYC.
Frankie No-Pants
From my October 19th, 2005 one man show - this is reformed mobster Frankie No-Pants reminiscing about his pal Little Petey.
Mr. Awesomeness
From my October 19th, 2005 one man show - Mr. Awesomeness interviews a potential new assistant.
Nigel Whitewater & Cocoa
From my February 8th, 2002 one man show - this is animal expert Nigel Whitewater showcasing the amazing talents of Cocoa The Invisible Performing Baboon. One of my earliest bits, written in 1997 or so.
Also, two other live performance clips were removed from Youtube even though I wrote them - not sure what "terms of use" they were "violating". grumble.
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VIDEO STUFF I'M IN BUT DIDN'T WRITE (except for the talking head stuff)...
Conan's Joke Caddy part 4
This time with a very special guest. Thanks again to Jose Arroyo for writing these and casting me as the caddy!
Conan's Joke Caddy part 3
Still more hot caddy action.
Conan's Joke Caddy part 2
The Tiger Woods story has legs, so might as well bring the joke caddy back!
Conan's Joke Caddy
Jose Arroyo wrote this - Conan has so many jokes about the Tiger Woods scandal, he needs help figuring out which ones to do.
Conan's Zombie Assistant
Thanks to the success of Zombieland, Conan hires a zombie assistant in addition to his vampire one. Written by the maestro Jose Arroyo!
Hi-Def Munchkins
Now that the Wizard of Oz is in hi-def, Conan is noticing all sorts of weird details. Courtesy of Todd Levin!
Taylor Swift Music Video
Here I am "dancing" like a complete moron to a Taylor Swift song. Disturbing. A Brian Stack gem!
DRUNKEN HAMLET - November 8th, 2005
The Scariest Show On TV
I play the killer in this spoof of slasher movies.
Mayne Street
I have a small role in this installment of the funny ESPN web series.
Weekly Evil: Stoner Comedies
More from my face that talks!
Mini Hot Dog Eating Contest
I play myself in this stirring drama about three people who eat pigs-in-blankets.
The Sci-Fi Department
Kevin Maher and I try to determine the best sci-fi buddy cop movie of all time.
McCain's Balls
I explain to Rusty Ward just how big McCain's balls are.
She's Nine!
The infamous 1987 video from the band Naughty Town. Courtesy of Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen, with Kimmy Gatewood in her career-shattering performance.
Weekly Evil: Facebook
Another talking face appearance by my talking face!
Weekly Evil: The Spitzer Scandal
Look at my face as it talks amongst clips of other talking faces!
How To Avoid A Sex Scandal
I play a random businessman/politician type guy who is a horndog.
The Intervention
I play Bob the mailroom guy with a serious drinking problem in this short by Ray DeVito and directed by Rob Paravonian.
Speeder Excuses
A cute promo for a CourtTV show - some of my improv mixed in with my pal Susie Felber's writing.
Clowns of the West
I did the voiceover for this funny bit of fake history.
Rock 'n' Roll Questions
I answer some of rock's rhetorical questions.
Leeroy Live!
These three clips were made for the Spike TV video game awards. They're based on that popular World of Warcraft video that was going around. I play the hapless boss:
Client Meeting
Elevator Camera
Stacy's Birthday
All Access: Middle Ages
I play Buttons The Minstrel in a few snippets from this hilarious Atom.com series.
I Love The 30's
I play out-of-work actor Nigel Simonson in this episode about the Hindenberg disaster.
Video Christmas Card
Bryan Olsen made this years ago. Kevin Maher and I play his dumb bosses.
Checkmate
Jordan Carlos wrote and directed this short film about...um. And. Well. I play a guy with some sort of accent.
Sally's Night Out
This is ooold, but I still laugh when I watch it. Canned Family is my old sketch group: me, Michael Reisman, Jonny Fido and Jen Sprague. Ah the good old days.
I was also on the shows 'Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn' and 'Cheap Seats' but those clips have disappeared from the internet. dang.
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AUDIO CLIPS OF STUFF I WROTE...
MOONWORK PERFORMANCES
I Give Up @ Moonwork - June 8th, 2008
I embark on my new career as a guy standing around drinking a beer. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
Karl Management @ Moonwork - January 12th, 2008
Karl Management pitches his ideas for new reality shows. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
Vampire Audition @ Moonwork - May 5th, 2007
Michael Reisman and I perform an oldy but a goody as I play a vampire auditioning for a Broadway musical. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
The Hasselhoff Story @ Moonwork - April 14th, 2007
I have had a storied career in film. And as such, my career has many stories...my favorite Moonwork performance. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
'I, Finch' @ Moonwork - January 27th, 2007
I read from my new book I, Finch: A First Person Sci-Magining Of The Mating Habits Of Finches. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
Christmas Sweater Story @ Moonwork - December 9th, 2006
The most amazing Christmas sweater I've ever seen. By the way, the Alaska joke is actually my pal Christian Finnegan's, which I subconsciously stole when I wrote this. I took it out for subsequent performances. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
Blind Bluesman @ Moonwork - March 4th, 2006
I pretend to be a blind bluesman singin' and tellin' it. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
Boutique Wilson @ Moonwork - January 28th, 2006
Performance artist Boutique Wilson rehearses his one man show. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
'Autumnalingus' @ Moonwork - December 3rd, 2005
A reading of poems inspired by my segway tour of New England. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
Mr. Fluffernutter + 10 @ Moonwork - November 5th, 2005
10 Jokes and The Cat Monologue. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
NTH @ Moonwork - January 10th, 2004
Naked Trampoline Hamlet. Sound engineering by Jason Greenspan.
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OTHER AUDIO CLIPS
The Sound of Young America - Live in New York!
I performed as mild-mannered vampire Murray Peterson giving an orientation to new 'turnees' in this smashing podcast.
Rocco Big Mac
My Impression of Italian pornstar Rocco Siffredi Repeatedly Trying to Recite the Entire McDonald's Big Mac Jingle Without Ejaculating. Sound engineering by Eric Willhelm.
Rocco Oscar Mayer
My Impression of Italian pornstar Rocco Siffredi Repeatedly Trying to Recite the Entire Oscar Meyer Bologna Song Without Ejaculating. Sound engineering by Eric Willhelm.
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And of course there's always my Youtube page and my Funny or Die page.