Diners, Drive-Ins And Muff Dives

Here’s a Tumblr post of a piece I just read at a show called ‘Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction’. It’s a very filthy account of an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins And Dives

Bunch Of Totally Fake Crap

Here’s a Tumblr post in which I make up a bunch of crap about how we work at CONAN.

Empty Growler Article

I wrote a review of one of my favorite bars for the website Empty Growler. Check it out:

Life In A Bar

Test!

Aw yeah. The title of this post says it all. It’s totally just a test.

Published Writing

I’ve had little things published here and there, but not much. Here’s a smattering:

REJECTED

I have a few bits in this compilation of material that was rejected from various shows, magazines, etc.
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The Onion A.V. Club

Andres answers the question, “What is Funny?”
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Jest Magazine

911 Special Edition
Budget Fitness (PDF)
Deck the Hall of Arctic Life (PDF)
Thanksgiving Quotes (PDF)
Video Game Reviews (PDF)