Christmas Eve!
Well, it’s the last weekend before Election Day, and for me it’s starting to feel like Christmas Eve. Except during most Christmases, you’re not really worried about whether or not Santa will bring you the AWESOME present that you not only want but really, really need, or the BLEAH present that has a great chance of breaking and being replaced by a retarded Jesus freak who will lead us all to our doom. Happy Halloween!