HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

I realize my blogging habits have been pretty pathetic of late, but I’m hoping to change that in 2006. In the meantime, enjoy these alternating photos of a panda and a dog dressed as a pirate. Have a wonderful holiday season, you!

“I came, I saw, I conch erred.”

What did the masturbating carpenter who gets his verb tenses mixed up say when he mistakenly ate a poisonous shellfish?

Invite The Mup!

So, tomorrow night I’m doing this show called ‘Invite Them Up’, which is one of the true pillars of the comedy scene here in NYC. But check it out, when you look at the web address for the show www.invitethemup.com, it looks like the show is called ‘Invite The Mup’!

HAHAHA!

Who the hell is The Mup, and what am I supposed to invite him to do? I mean really! Oh man. I really…I’m just catching my breath from all the…laughing…hold on. Whew. MAN!

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Mup. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YES!!!! Whew.

“Yeah, well femurs are hard to saw.”

And now, another installment of WHAT ANDRES WAS JUST SAYING ON THE PHONE BUT NOT WHAT THE OTHER PERSON WAS SAYING!

“Yeah, well it was on an empty stomach, and rum is…yeah. Plus all the orange juice. I know. So what are you…yeah. Well I would just grab the spray bottle and a vacuum and go to town until you…kill them! Yeah. I want to grab a flashlight tonight and check mine, but I think…yeah we’ll see.”

SO WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

4:08pm

This was posted at 4:08pm!